This is one of those remote corners of the internet you wonder how in the world you could even stumble upon. I guess maybe you were infinitely bored and you decided to play the game where you wrote random band names in the search engine to find out if they really existed. And instead of finding a cool new alt-rock band called ‘The Alternative Reader’, you found this.
And you thought:
Or maybe you thought:
Either way, you are here, on a site the equivalent of a deserted island, so you might as well give it a chance, right?
Oh, and if you are wondering who I am, just picture someone like this:
I promise it’s accurate.